The Invisible Dot Ltd Products

ID 112.02: The Invisible Dot Christmas Gift (for her)

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

The Invisible Dot Christmas gift range relieves the stress of Christmas shopping. This insightful and thoughtful range is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any friend, colleague or loved one. Feminine, classy and sensual are three words that best sum up the 'for her' half of The Invisible Dot's christmas gift range. Industrially produced from a blend of the finest cottons and polyesters, these voguish lingerie items - with a tasteful subtle splash of corporate branding - will delight and enthral the lucky special lady who receives them.

ID112.01: The Invisible Dot Christmas Gift (for him)

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

The Invisible Dot Christmas gift range relieves the stress of Christmas shopping. This insightful and thoughtful range is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any friend, colleague or loved one. Invisible Dot Christmas Gift for him is a beautiful pair of silver cufflinks. The cufflinks - emblazoned with The Invisible Dot's unique and spellbinding corporate limited company number - are the perfect gift for the man who prowls the boardroom day but by night is spotted in the corner of a dimly lit bar supping on a wine and conversing with a lady. Classy and distinctive, The Invisible Dot Christmas Gift for him is the ultimate in corporate- affluent-classy-chic. Snap up one of these strictly limited editions today!

25 Poems, 3 Recipes and 32 Other Suggestions. (An Inventory).

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

We're delighted to announce the reprint of a stunning little book that we published in a former life... 25 Poems, 3 Recipes and 32 Other Suggestions. (An Inventory) is an meticulously designed and produced anthology of poetry, cookery and mental breakdown by Tim Key. Originally published in 2007 we made 600 copies which sold out in months owing to a sudden rash of critical acclaim and word of mouth murmurings. Subsequently it's been going for over £200 second hand... Now it's back, at an infinitely more modest £10. "Aged 33, Key spearheads a generation of comics which seeks to do much more than make us laugh... This is a man going places" - INDEPENDENT. Feb 2011. Published by The Invisible Dot Ltd. Designed by Ryan Ras. Illustrations by Rebecca May.

Tim Key. With A String Quartet. On A Boat.

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

Tim Key's new album released by The Invisible Dot/ Angular Records. Side 1 Dead Claire 1000 Dogs Bob And The Pipe Bending Over The Good Driver Bob And The Octopus Itchy The Trouble With War The Doctor’s Cabinets Chess Eggs Janet/Gannet The Goat Plastic Surgery The Fiver Side 2 How to Behave if You’re Trapped an an Island With A Giant Tiger Yawning Ant Bugwoman Jet Walsh The Bribe Flank The Tragedy of Bob Bubble The Date Roy Chris Jumped Out of a Plane Lord’s Moment Waterloo Sleeve design by Julia.

Invisible Dot Communications Ltd

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

The Invisible Dot Ltd has acquired 4 old British Telecom payphone kiosks and opened its new sibling enterprise – Invisible Dot Communications Ltd. Through this new guise we will be aggressively cornering the international short story street vending market. The kiosks have BT handsets installed and have been specially modified to enable the consumer to select one of nine short stories and listen to it through the reciever.

The Stefan Golaszewski Plays

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

Stefan Golaszewski Speaks About A Girl He Once Loved | Stefan Golaszewski Is A Widower

After acclaimed award winning runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and latterly The Bush Theatre, London, Stefan's Golszewski's first two plays are published and presented together in a handsome little double format 'Z' booklet. The plays read beautifully and are by turns hilarious, charming and disconcerting.

Both pieces contain a cruel twist, or rather a malign stroke of fate, that it would be a crime to give away but which add some exceedingly dark shadows, and both are superb on the subject of sex – frank, even graphic, but full of truth, tenderness and delight.

✭✭✭✭✭ - The Telegraph

He's both a regular-guy nerd and a nuclear reactor of hyperaesthetic response to the world. He's a slacker and proto-visionary; clever as they come, but you wouldn't necessarily want him on the jury if you were up for trial. He's Peep Show and a highly original form of urban pantheism.

✭✭✭✭✭ - The Independent

Invisible Dot Workwear

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

Invisible Dot Workwear Premium Invisible Dot workwear high visibility tabards are made from the highest quality modern fabrics. The fabric is constructed to the highest specifications, is fully pre-shrunk, has superior dye retention and guarantees durability and maximum comfort. Each tabard is distinctly marked with The Invisible Dot's unique corporate livery. Buy one today; there's no easier way to create a good impression with your friends/ family/ colleagues whilst feeling totally great about yourself! CONFORMS TO EN471 CLASS 2

Instructions, Guidelines, Tutelage, Suggestions...

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:41:03 +0100

Instructions, Guidelines, Tutelage, Suggestions, Other Suggestions and Examples Etc. An Attempted Book by Tim Key. (And Descriptions/Conversations/A Piece About A moth)

Tim Key’s new book, the follow up to 2007’s acclaimed 25 Poems, 3 recipes and 32 other Suggestions (An Inventory), is a stranger, sterner beast. No poems this time. Instead Key takes us through a series of peculiar suggestions, such as Some Designs For T-Shirts through How To Make A Cow Talk and Some Things A Fiddler Might Think. Quite possibly the oddest, funniest book released in the last few years. It is a beautifully designed, lavishly produced, and utterly undefinable thing of staggering originality.

This book is peppered with majestically off-the-wall invention and provides a showcase for Key's unique sense of humour – a mixture of the bleakness of European cinema and daft, gentle whimsy. - THE GUARDIAN

Spike Milligan and Stephen Fry have produced comic gold in book form and Key is following in that tradition. It's original and most of all, funny. - THE SUN

'Key has the soul of a master poet trapped inside the body of a drunken tramp. With every turn of the page a new adventure into the weird and wonderful world of this abstract genius begins.' - TIME OUT

'It is daft and surreal and genuinely laughter-inducing.' - ID MAGAZINE

There’s a lot of charm to this anthology of strange and delicate delights, even if it’s off-the-wall nature may baffle a lot of readers, but if you’re open to something a little different – well, you can’t get much different than this. - CHORTLE

It’s incredibly silly and laugh-out-loud funny. Reading it on the train is a battle of wills against your own face uncontrollably exploding in mirth. - BOOK TRUST

It is very, very funny. - THE INDEPENDENT

Published by The Invisible Dot Ltd and designed by Language Of Form.